"Death is hereditary."

American citizens, "as your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here.
NOW... IF ANY OF YOU SONS OF BITCHES GOT ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY, NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME!!"

27... North Carolina... Awesome.

 

Did you feel worried that maybe you were jinxing yourselves by preparing this [Emmy’s] bit in advance?  [x]

(Source: schwartzmaned)

Just think of how many more books I could have sold if Harry had been a bit more creative with his wand.

- J.K. Rowling (on 50 Shades of Grey)

(Source: thedoctorstimorousbeastie)